1. The lighting in this game is just too crazy.

  2. For those that didn’t know, if you attack the Executioner’s Chariot without closing the gate, once he gets to low enough health, he will fail to jump the gap and just hang there, like a nerd.

    If you stand towards the gap, he will jump high enough so you wont get ran the fuck over.  So you can shoot him with archery or magic, whatever floats your boat.

  3. Gotta love that boat.

  4. Can someone explain how the fuck this sword was broken off of the statue and got stuck here?

  5. Woo, I finally went and beat the game without using resting at any bonfires!

    Although I really did this like over a month ago, I was just too lazy to post it here.

    For anyone who doesn’t know, if you beat the game without resting at any bonfires (not including primal bonfires), you are rewarded with the Illusory Ring of the Exalted.  This ring makes it so whatever weapon in your right hand will be invisible.

    This ring is pretty god damn tits, I can’t lie.  This character, named Giant Dayne, is a strength character, and it is beautiful having my weapons be invisible.  For PvP, I usually have a big weapon, like the Curved Dragon Greatsword or the Great Club, a small weapon, like a Drakekeeper Sword, and the Gargoyle Bident.  Being able to switch styles at any time is awesome for keeping enemies on their toes.  For example, I’ll start with the sword, then after I see them bait for parries, I switch the the Great Club and smash them in the face.  It is so great.

  6. Oh yeah, so I got accepted to the University of Washington.  So that’s all sorts of fun.

  7. Woo, finally reached over 400 hours in Dark Souls II.  So at this point in time, Dark Souls II is the only game I’ve ever played to keep me entertained for a solid 400 hours without me growing tired of it.  If you couldn’t tell, I love this game.

  8. I am the sexiest warrior in all of Drangleic.

  9. My friend Chubums and I were being sexy Bell Predators with my other friend Klaus as the host, it was so much damn fun.  We ran around with Vanquisher’s Seals and punched everything, it was insane.

  10. Here is my most recent character to beat the game, Beefy Dayne.  As you can see, he likes to power stance big ol’ weapons.  Hence the 90 STR.  Cause Giant Warrior Clubs are so much fun.

    My most used weapons are the Giant Warrior Club, Demon’s Great Hammer, Greatsword, Gyrm Great Hammer, King’s Ultra Greatsword, Malformed Skull, and Dragontooth.  Once I get the upgrade materials, I definitely plan on using the Giant Stone Axe, Iron King Hammer, and the Butcher Knife.

    This character is so much damn fun.  I’m terrible at PvP with him, but PvE is so great.  I really want to rank up in the Dragon covenant, cause the damage boost from the torso stone would be so sick for bosses.  But sadly, that requires PvP.  But I’ll get there in time.  If anyone has any pointers to help with PvP for a character like this, I wanna hear it.

  11. Woo, look at my new baby, Iron Tarkus. This is my second shiny Metagross, but my first one was a defensive one, and in light of Mega Metagross, I wanted an offensive one.

    Tagged #pokemon
  12. Woo, finally reached 1000 hours in Pokemon Y. God damn.

    Tagged #pokemon

  13. dovahkiin-suleyk-deactivated201 said: NICE THOUGHTS CHALLENGE. Once you get this you have to say 5 nice things about yourself publicly and then send this to 10 of your favorite followers. But not back to me, of course.

    Oh boy oh boy, let’s do this.

    1.  I like to think that I have a nice personality.  Not a lot of people hate me, so that’s a good sign.

    2.  I’m a bit of a big boy, but I don’t care about it. I’m at no immediate health risk for being overweight, so I’m good with how I am.

    3.  I like to think that I’m kind of smart.  I’ve taken math classes that, in my experience, people only know about if they’ve taken them, so that’s fun.

    4.  Umm… I tend to have a positive personality.  I don’t really get in down moods or anything like that, I’m generally a happy guy.

    5.  I’m pretty easy going guy.  It takes a lot to make me mad or to stress me out or what-have-you.

    Wow, that took way too long to do.  I lost valuable Dark Souls II time with that.

  14. Woo!  Got 38 out of 38 achievements for Dark Souls II.  Now I can focus more on PvP again.

  15. Here is my most recent character to beat the game, known straight up as Daynish.  He specializes in straight swords and punching, with a bow in there cause some range is nice at times.

    This is probably the character that I’ve had the most fun with so far.  For weapons, I got a Fire Vangarian Sword and a Lightning Heide Knight Sword for different coverages, and cause they rock.  I got a Poison Sun Sword as well, but I need to remove the poison from it, cause I don’t like it really.  Then my left hand is always free, cause with the Vanquisher’s Seal, my punches do about as much damage as my swords.  More on certain enemies.  And bopping people on PvP with my fist is always fun, and unexpected for them.

    As for armor and rings, I’m not using anything special.  Just Insolent Helm and Gauntlets, Alva Armor chest piece, and Vengarl’s Boots.  They aren’t anything special really; I just wanted to make an armor set revolving around the Alva Armor chest piece, and so far this is my favorite look.  Because I love Fashion Souls.  For rings, I have the Vanquisher’s Seal, as mentioned before, as well as the Third Dragon Ring for all around greatness, with the Ring of Blades +1 and Chloranthy Ring +1, cause I have yet to get +2 for both of those.

    At the moment I’m a BellBro, but after I get to rank 3 I think I’ll be a BloodBro.  I really want that awesome aura, it looks so damn sick.

    But yeah, that’s Daynish.